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Please fill out and submit this form within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a Boeing military aircraft. In  order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration form below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1)

Personal Data

eMail  Address

Rank

Call Sign or Tactical

First Name

Initial

Last Name

Latitude

Longitude

Altitude

2)

Which model aircraft did you purchase?

3)

Date of purchase

Day

Month

Year

4)

Tail Number

5)

Where was this product acquired?

6)

How did you first become aware of this Boeing product?

7)

Which three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to acquire this Boeing product?

First

Second

Third

8)

Where will this product be used?

9)

Please check the products that you  currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:

Product

Own

Intend to  purchase

N/A

Color TV

VCR

ICBM

Killer Satellite

CD Player

Air-to-Air Missiles

Space Shuttle

Home Computer

Nuclear Weapon

Anthrax

Shoulder Launched SAM

Foreign Fighter

Foreign Bomber

Other Foreign Aircraft

10)

How would you describe yourself or your  organization?

11)

How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

12)

Occupation

13)

To help us understand our Customer's lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular  basis:

Activity/Interest

You

Your Spouse

Golf

Boating/Sailing

Sabotage

Running/Jogging

Propaganda/Disinformation

Destabilizing/Overthrow

Default on Loans

Gardening

Crafts

Black Market/Smuggling

Collectibles/Collections

Watching Sports on TV

Wines

Interrogation/Torture

Household Pets

Crushing Rebellions

Espionage/Reconnaissance

Fashion Clothing

Border Disputes

Mutually Assured Destruction



 

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this  questionnaire.

Your answers will help enable Boeing to serve you  better in the future — and will permit you to receive mailings and special  offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious  consortia.

 

If you have further comments or suggestions about our military aircraft? Please write to:

Boeing
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
Post Office Box 800
St. Louis, Missouri  55500

 

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In case you haven't figured it out yet, this page is a parody.
It has no official relationship with McDonnell Douglas or Boeing.
In fact, given their somewhat notorious lack of a sense of humor
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Use of any trademarks and copyrighted material is only for the purpose of parody within the context of "fair use" for both copyright and trademark purposes.

 

This page  created before: Fri, 18. Aug. 2000

Last updated: 08:23, Wed, 01. Jan. 2003

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